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Joke of the Day

"I hate it when I make a typo in my post title and I can't chnage it."

"*accidentally likes a hot girl's photo of a sandwich from 3 years ago*"

"Someone told me to go to Hell I told them I'd say hi to their mother for them"

"I've had enough of this shit. I thought to myself as i sat on the toilet for 3 hours."

"I found a ten dollar bill on the ground once and thought, ""This is as good as it's ever going to get. Buy some relish."""

"A friend of mine tried to annoy me with bird puns... But I soon realized that toucan play at that game."

"Of all the millions and trillions of literary devices, hyperbole is my favorite."

"Why did the toilet want to start a rebellion? Because he was a slave to the cistern!"

"If the radius of a pizza is Z and the thickness is A, then the volume of pizza is PI x Z x Z x A. #asianshowingoff"

"A young lady from my office just sent me an email saying ""ithinktherearesomeproblemswithmykeyboardcanyoupleasegivemeanalternative"" Oh boy am I excited, but what does ""ternative"" mean?"