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Joke of the Day

"This damn hurricane, I would have thought that the country that invented the burrito, could handle a bit of strong wind"

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"What is a Jawa's favorite vegetable? Zucchini"
"Can everyone come to my funeral in FBI outfits, stand at the back & not say a word to my parents so they think I lived a cool double life."
"I got pretty cool moves while dancing... But they say, so do people with parkinsons."
"what's the easiest way to get a jewish girl's number? roll up her sleeve"
"Why can't single women fart Because they don't have an asshole until they're married."
"I like my coffee like I like the slaves Free Edit: people down voting freed slaves?"
"Facebook needs a button that's the equivalent of kicking someone under the table to stop them from making a fool of themselves."
"Why was the doctor stressed? He was losing his patients"
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