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Joke of the Day
"What's big heavy furry dangerous and has sixteen wheels? A monster on roller-skates."
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"A courtroom artist was arrested today for an unknown reason... details are sketchy."
"Why did the lead singer of Drowning Pool lose his job at Starbucks? HE LET BISCOTTI HIT THE FLOOR"
"All I need to know about you is defined by whether you ask for a cup or a cone when ordering ice cream"
"What do you call an alligator that wears a vest? An investigator."
"Asking me if I want a bag for the box of tampons I just bought is like asking me if they're for here or to go."
"Recent studies have shown that women overwhelmingly prefer 77, rather than 69. Top analysts this is because they get 8 more."
"after brexit... After brexit, papers please is the best selling game in the UK"
"What's the best thing about screwing twenty one year olds? There are twenty of them."
"What do Romeo and Juliet have in common with melons? They both cantaloupe."