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Joke of the Day
"What does weed and the Quran have in common? If you burn it you get stoned"
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"What do feminists and Sports Authority have in common? They've got a rivalry with Dicks"
"I was gonna make a joke about Alzheimers.. ..but I forgot what it was."
"Why are Australians never late for work? Their snooze button only lasts 6 minutes."
"What do call a prehistoric hooker? Vaginasaurass"
"My wife Googled ""how responsible does a 10yr old need to be to stay at home without a babysitter"" and now she won't let me stay home alone."
"How does Mulan's boyfriend explain himself when she caught him smoking pot? Shanghai"
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Cereal ! Cereal who ? Cereal pleasure to meet you !"
"What's a pirate's favorite letter? The P. If the P was taken away, he would be irate"
"Why did the Scarecrow get a promotion? ... because he was outstanding in his field!"