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Joke of the Day

"Grandma: what's oversharing? Me: It's when you talk about your hemorrhoid surgery on FaceBook."

"Did you hear about the butt fetishist who finally convinced his girlfriend to peg him? It made his hole weak."

"People have started rating HIV clinics on trip advisor The one time you don't want a positive review."

"Here's the thing about the paleo diet. If cavemen could have eaten donuts they would have."

"A wise man once said... ""If you make a woman laugh, you've half-undressed her."" However, if you half-undress and she laughs, that's a different thing altogether."

"For you sir I would recommend one of our deluxe funeral plans where I won't dig you up and slap you around when I'm feeling mad at skeletons"

"Carpentry isn't what Jesus Christ is most known for because he was bored with nails."

"Don't fret, I'll buy you a guitar, no strings attached. You might not want it because you're a little picky."

"A blonde has a BS in Science... Bullshit, isn't it?"

"How are Asians and Smart Cars similar? They are yellow can they only hold small packages"