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Joke of the Day
"I used to be afraid of gardening... ...but then I decided to grow a pear."
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"How is circumcision like the Great Jedi Purge? They both get rid of the force kin!"
"Did you hear Lorain Labbobit died in a car accident last week? Some dick cut her off!"
"What is the difference between a snowman and a snowlady? Snowballs!"
"Trump has just been debriefed about the aliens in area 51 he wants them deported immediately"
"BF: Will you marry me? GF: Do we have to live together? BF:"
"Co-worker: What's the difference between astronomy & astrology? Me: Approximately 50-60 IQ points."
"What do you call a huge pile of cats? A Meowntain"
"I hated the new X-men movie. Professor X was so lame."
"What did one sperm say to the other? How are we gonna find an egg in all this shit?!"