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Joke of the Day

"BF: Will you marry me? GF: Do we have to live together? BF:"

"I was going to post a Michael Brown joke.. ..but I'm afraid it would just get shot down."

"I bought shoes from a drug dealer once... I don't know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day."

"What do jokes and penises have in common? The short ones are never good."

"What did the male Dragonborn say to the female dragon? GO - VAH - KYUUM!!!"

"People keep asking what I thought of my Oklahoma trip It was OK"

"We can land a rover on freakin Mars but still no single-button to push for the _()_/ emoji"

"I like my women like I like my bikes. Chained up and locked down in my garage."

"so as I went in to vote this morning, an old lady told me to make sure I voted for the candidate that could make change. Boy, is my bank teller going to be surprised!"

"Q: What is the difference between Bill Clinton and Elvis? A: Elvis was drafted and served proudly in the Army."