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"BF: Will you marry me? GF: Do we have to live together? BF:"
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"Welcome to r/Jokes Where the jokes aren't funny and the points don't matter!"
"Think I might run a marathon just to prove to myself that I can do something pointless and awful."
"What do you get if you cross a bird with a monstrous snarl? A budgerigrrrrr!"
"I hate when people ask me what I'll be doing with my life in 5 years... I mean, come on, it's not like I have 2020 vision."
"What is a salad's favorite type of road? A bowl-ivard"
"In honour of Agatha Christie, turn off all the lights and kill one of your work colleagues."
"Why do cemeteries have fences around them? Because people are dying to get in."
"Stick around after sticking around after the Thor 2 credits. Very realistic 3D of a theater manager telling you to leave."
"what do you call chicken shawarma wrapped in a tortilla? A mosqueito."