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Joke of the Day

"How is circumcision like the Great Jedi Purge? They both get rid of the force kin!"

"What kind of horse has trouble keeping track of his Macintosh? An Appaloosa!"

"Why do people hate playing uno with Mexicans? They keep stealing green cards."

"No matter how bad things get, at least I have my fingers! I know I can always count on them."

"*consoling friend who is a baker* I'm really sorry about the fire at your bread shop. Looks like your business is toast now."

"""Dad, I cant sleep."" Dad: [enters chugging a Monster] SLEEP IS DEAD. GET A JOB. ""Dad Im seven-"" Dad: SO WERE THE DWARVES BUT THEY HAD JOBS."

"why wasn't jesus born in mexico? couldnt find 3 wise men and a virgin..."

"How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? Well it's not eight, 'cause my basement is still dark"

"What do spinach and anal sex have in common? If it's been forced on you as a child, you won't like it as an adult."

"I'm not sure why my dog enjoys watching me have sex but I'm sure deep down she's thinking ""B itch stole my move..."""