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Joke of the Day
"How is circumcision like the Great Jedi Purge? They both get rid of the force kin!"
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"I hate flossing This morning, I brushed for literally twenty minutes just to put off flossing. My hair has never looked better."
"What's the similarity between a jew and a dog? They both hate the shower ^^^^SeeYouInHell"
"Why did the witch wear a green felt pointed hat? So she could walk across snooker tables without being seen."
"Why is Islam called the religion of peace? After you leave the religion, you rest in peace."
"Yo mommas so fat You can see her from more than 2 meters away in a hyperbolic plane."
"How do you get a fat girl into bed? Piece of cake"
"""How can I help you? Hi I'd like a root canal ""Are you a patient here?"" No ""Who referred you to us?"" No one ""Ok then why-"" I have a Groupon"
"What degree did the butt get? A Master of Fine Farts"
"A crane fell in NYC today today a friend told me. I asked if it was Niles or Frasier"