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Joke of the Day

"I hated the new X-men movie. Professor X was so lame."

"Why shouldn't you invite a duck to go out drinking? Because it would be a party fowl."

"What do spinach and anal sex have in common? If you were forced to have it as a kid, you are NOT going to like it as an adult."

"What's a pirates favorite letter?"

"If I am farther than you in candy crush I will automatically think im smarter than you."

"How do you tell a good monster from a bad one? If it's a good one you will be able to talk about it later!"

"Bill Cosby is a lot like Freddy Kruger. They both come in your nightmares."

"I got caught taking a pee in the Municipal swimming pool. The lifeguard yelled at me so loud, I nearly fell in."

"Just found out my girlfriend has a vagina Should I break up with her?"

"How do the Chinese name their kids? They throw silverware down the stairs."