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Joke of the Day

"I hated the new X-men movie. Professor X was so lame."

"Yo mama so bald you can see whats on her mind"

"What's the difference between acne and catholic priests? Acne waits until you've hit puberty to come on your face."

"what would have they called founder of apple if it was a failure? Steve Jobless"

"I bet girls on facebook with the duck faces look for men that make a lot of bread."

"I went to the food court today. And in the case of Pizza V Hamburger, the judge ruled in favor of the plantiff."

"They should make a breathalyzer that can tell if you've consumed energy drinks so it's easier for the cops to catch rapists."

"What's orange and red and crawls along the side of the road? A wounded cheesie."

"Well, it's easy to tell I'm married. It's Friday night and I'm at home updating my Facebook status..."

"What's your name? SIENNA Where you from, Sienna? MALIBU Do you like sports? GOLF You're just replying w car brands aren't you? FORD F-SERIES"