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"So a blind man walks into a bar and a table, and a chair"
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"What do you call a coin featuring the image of a spaceship and a rooster? Badmintin' (P.s. I'm sorry, this is terrible)"
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"What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an apple and finding half a worm."