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Joke of the Day

"I went to the zoo the other day.. I went to the zoo the other day, but there was only one animal... It was a Shit-zoo"

"I'd like to know what Obama or Romney propose to do about YouTube buffering."

"My friend asked me to take a look at something on r/jokes I replied, ""No thanks, I already reddit."""

"It's easier to compliment a woman when you're traveling with a toddler. ""Son, say hi to the beautiful lady with the piercing green eyes."""

"I only wear dresses on sad occasions, like funerals and weddings."

"Alcohol is claiming me as a dependent on his taxes this year."

"My best friend dared me to take a shit on an electrified train track. That's the last time I put my arse on the line."

"Telling someone they can't be sad because others have it worse is like telling someone they can't be happy because others have it better."

"It sucks when you & your pal show up at a party wearing the same shirt...and an hour in, his chest hair starts sticking to your back."

"Q: Why were screams coming from the kitchen? A: The cook was beating the eggs."