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Joke of the Day
"What's the most dishonest place on earth? The Library"
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"Children are demo versions of humans."
"She has the body of a goddess and the face to defend it."
"I'm in one of those weird marriages where we still have sex every day.. With each other!"
"I lost my job as a massage therapist. Apparently, I rub people the wrong way."
"What do you call it when you do papercrafts with seaweed? Norigami."
"Why do men die before their wives? They *want* to"
"What do you call a Scottish man with no arms and no legs? a bell."
"In a democracy, it's your vote that counts... ...and in feudalism, it's your Count that votes."
"makes sense that the CEO of Apple came out as gay. He kept resisting my technological advances."