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Joke of the Day
"I will be posting telepathically today. So if you think of something funny, that was me."
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"I got a free wallet and watch today. It's like this gun is magic."
"The reason I don't like Facebook's ""memories"" feature is because it shows me 6 years ago wearing the same shirt I have on right now."
"What's the best kind of bee? Boo-bees"
"Why couldn't the birthday clown make balloon animals for the children? With the rising cost of inflation he couldn't afford it anymore."
"What do you call a hooker at Christmas? A frostitute"
"What do you do with an infected chemist? You try to Curium. If that doesn't work and he dies, then Barium"
"No kid, you don't have it hard. When I was a kid we had to eat without camera phones."
"Marriage is a three ring circus... ...first there is the engagement ring, then the wedding ring and then comes the suffering."
"Nothing like riding a motorcycle without a helmet. The wind blowing through your hair... the warm pavement on your face..."