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Joke of the Day

"I will be posting telepathically today. So if you think of something funny, that was me."

"Campus bookstore robbed The Campus bookstore was just robbed of $25000. The criminal was seen taking a sweatshirt and 4 textbooks"

"What do you call a peanut butter jelly sandwich in Flint MI? Pb and j"

"Whenever I see a sign saying Fine Jewelry I think to myself, it's probably had enough warnings, why not just arrest it."

"The Comcast repairman asked if he could use my bathroom. I guess he had to cut some cable."

"What do you call a drug dealers phone book? -An addictionary."

"Roses are red, violets are blue, this poem is overused, just like your mum."

"What happened when Bush took Bin Laden's Lunch Money? 9/11."

"Yo momma's so fat... I took a picture of her last Christmas, and it's still printing!"

"Why did Hillary go to the gynecologist? She was feelin' the Bern!"