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Joke of the Day

"Me: Are these your kids? Boss: ""Yep"" They're gorgeous! ""Thanks"" Step kids? ""Nope"" Adopted? ""No.."" .. "".."" She's cheating on you.. ""Get out"""

"I got offered a job at McCormick... ...but it was just seasonal work."

"Did you hear Dora the Explorer is having trouble with her Tinder account? Swiper no swiping"

"How did the hipster burn his tongue ? cos he drank he coffee before it was cool..."

"I did it Reddit! I finally did it! I finally made it to the front page!"

"Why couldn't the shoes go out and play? They were all tied up."

"Why has ""America"" been abbreviated to USA Because it has to Capitalize everything"

"What would happen if Leafy went to The Filthy Frank show? Chin-chin would leave."

"How do you get a nun pregnant? Dress her up like a choir boy"

"what did lowes say when home depot kickcked him in the crotch ouch menards (my nards). lolz"