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Joke of the Day

"Why should they have hosted the World Cup in a different country this year? .... because a brazillian things could go wrong"

"#IAmHonoredBy my 12 year old telling me he needs me. He wanted a new gadget of course but the thought was there."

"If you had to steal a bike from someone, who would it be? A black guy, because it's probably already stolen."

"I know Madonna, on a first name basis."

"Where does the red teletubby come from? Poland"

"""Damnit!"" -a burglar, discovering yet another drawer filled with dead batteries, take-out menus, and pen caps."

"A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, ""why the long face?"" ""My crippling alcoholism is destroying my family"""

"Tapioca pudding. Con: insane amount of carbs and sugars. Pro: tastes like you're going down on an angel."

"You guys wanna see something cool? http://www.fda.gov/ucm/groups/fdagov-public/documents/image/ucm197598.bmp"

"Did you hear about the dyslexic devil worshipper? He sold his soul to Santa"