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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the dyslexic devil worshipper? He sold his soul to Santa"

"I can honestly say that the ""Just Say No!"" approach kept me completely drug free throughout my youth. Whenever I saw a group of kids doing drugs and I asked if I could try some, they just said ""No!"""

"How many Canadians does it take to change a light bulb? Just two. One to politely ask and the other to politely help."

"Know who I really admire? Stephen Hawkins. He is confined to a wheelchair, cannot use his limbs or his voice... ...yet he carries on without making a song and dance about it."

"There are 2 kinds of people in this world Those who know this joke and thought it was a repost. And those who don't know the joke and are confused right now"

"What did Adam say to his wife on the day before Christmas? It's Christmas, Eve!"

"What do you call someone who's only part Jew? Jewish"

"What do the weather in England and a Muslim have in common? It's either Sunni or Shiite."

"Why do we hate making up gay jokes? Because it's always a pain in the ass"

"Me: I'm hot blooded check it and see got a fever of 103! 911: Did u call earlier about having a bad case of loving me? M: maybe 911: stop"