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Joke of the Day

"At the touch of her lips, it grew long and swollen. I gasped as she squeezed and pulled. It was the best balloon giraffe I'd ever seen."

"To all the single people this Valentines weekend Go fuck yourself ;-)"

"Taken 4: How does this shit keep happening"

"Birthdays.... ... are good for health. Studied have shown that people who have more birthdays live longer"

"The Model Her Garb was just pure Garbage, and she had a silly old Bag: she drank so much that we all went Dutch.-and of course she lost her Rag."

"Why did the bird refuse Martin Luther's food? It was on a strict diet of worms. edit: changed pronoun to avoid ambiguity"

"Why cant Stephen Hawking put on a comedy show? Because he cant do stand-up"

"Did I ever tell you about the worst blowjob I ever had? It was FANTASTIC."

"Two Men Walk Into a Bar the third one ducks"

"What did one saggy boob say to the other? We better get some support or people are going to think we are nuts."