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Joke of the Day

"Instead of an accountant, hire a philosopher to do your taxes. It's the thought that counts."

"So is Bill Cosby a major disappointment? No, he's just off-pudding"

"I learned all I need to know about how to treat my coworkers by watching every Saw movie at least ten times."

"What's the difference between Trump and a Tree? Only one can get stumped..."

"WHAT DO WE WANT!? A forum for passive aggressive behavior! WHEN do we want it? NOW would be great but you seem busy sooo whatever."

"The perennially hyped name ""Super Moon"" insults the legacy of Superman, Super Volcanoes, Supernovae, and even Super Mario."

"So, a friend of mine claims to be really body-positive, but... ...I saw him comment on a picture of a fat woman in Wal-Mart comparing her to a pachyderm. I told him to stop being so hippo-critical."

"It's a hard life being a window... Everyone can see right through you"

"Who doesn't like to sit in front of the fire? A Snowman."

"Why is there a fence around the graveyard? Because people are dying to get in!"