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Joke of the Day
"Why is there a fence around the graveyard? Because people are dying to get in!"
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"I just axed this dude what kind of body spray he was wearing."
"What is the bounciest place in France? The dordogne."
"She puts the hot in psychotic"
"Another flight Attendant's comment on a less than perfect landing: ""We ask you to please remain seated as Captain Kangaroo bounces us to the terminal."""
"My Dad used to say ""Always fight fire with fire"" That's probably the reason they threw him out of the fire brigade."
"My friend told me a bad joke he got from the internet... I asked him where he reddit."
"How do generals show their gratitude to their troops? They give tanks."
"A Welshman died at the weekend... Friends say he died the way he would have wanted; comfortably in his sheep"
"What's Jian Ghomeshi's favorite vegetable? Artichoke."