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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between Trump and a Tree? Only one can get stumped..."

"I'm convinced when squirrels run the road, nearly missing your car, it must be some kind of squirrel gang initiation."

"Customer: I think I've got a bug in my computer. Repairman: Does your computer make a humming noise? Customer: Yes. Repairman: Then it must be a humbug!"

"Why can't people in wheelchairs be looked at for too long? The can't handle stares."

"I like my women how I like my jokes funny :)"

"A vending machine fell on me today Luckily it only had soft drinks"

"Where do you find a man with an aquatic mammal fetish? In Wales."

"Picture a scavenger hunt where the only items on the list are ""your house keys"" and ""your house."" Well, son, that's what drinking is like."

"What do you call 20 lesbians in a tree? A Country"

"Dude goes to convenience store and asks for cigarettes, gets one and warning reads "" Smoking can cause impotency"" politely asks ""Bro, give me the pack that causes cancer"""