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Joke of the Day

"If you can make a woman laugh, you're almost there.......... If you're almost there & she laughs, now that's a different thing....."

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"What fabric is worn in Soviet Russia? Linen"
"What's the difference between a Golden Chihuahua and a Golden Shower? You never have to pay before the dog'll pee on you."
"LIFE HACK: Tired of the neighbors' noisy kids playing in front of your house? Sign up for the sex offender registry"
"what is the key to picking up girls who are musicians? get a flat and be sharp"
"I heard Justin Bieber has an 8 inch cock But it's in his ass and belongs to Usher"
"Q: What is hard six inches long has two nuts and can make a girl fat? A: Almond Joy candy bar"
"Asked for ""change for a dollar"" at the Dollar Store and they just gave me a different dollar."
"how is bungee jumping like having sex? a life depends on whether or not the rubber breaks"
"What do you do if you find a black mamba in your toilet? Wait until he's finished."