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Joke of the Day

"Q: What is hard six inches long has two nuts and can make a girl fat? A: Almond Joy candy bar"

"Have you heard about that new movie, ""The Homophobic Preacher""? Hasn't come out yet."

"Did you hear about the guy who invented Knock-Knock jokes? He won the no bell prize!"

"Crossword clue: F**k, used by Gordon Ramsay a lot more than the average person Fork"

"Dear women, you're all fucking crazy. Signed, every dude."

"Yo Mama so fat... Yo Mama so fat , you can see what's behind her !"

"I just got to my Grandpa's house, we have a little talk about politics, and then he says we should watch something intelligent... And then He put on Fox News."

"When people don't make sense, listen to music. It always does."

"How many girlfriends does it take to change a lightbulb? I don't know..."

"Lesbians favourite vegetable? Okra Edit: For the people who don't get it [Okra, also known as ladies' fingers](#s)"