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Joke of the Day
"What do you do if you find a black mamba in your toilet? Wait until he's finished."
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"My girlfriend told me to stop singing Oasis... I said maybe."
"How does Australians have sex? They mate"
"You ever randomly hear your mom singing 'Candy Shop' and then die a little inside?"
"A retired husband is often a wife's full-time job."
"GF and I went to see Dark Knight Rises our 9th date. Dates can be summarised dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner Batman."
"Cutbacks on HealthCare are really starting to show. I went for my prostate exam today, and instead of lube the doc spat on my asshole"
"Eastern Pun So I'm in the habit of watching international TV channels when I'm at home. I've noticed that Dubai's networks don't ever broadcast The Flintstones, but Abu Dhabi do!"
"I'm thinking of changing my name to Attention so i can get paid"
"A Truck full of terrapins going north and a truck full of tortoises going south... They collide. It was a turtle disaster."