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Joke of the Day

"A Black Widow joke Q: How do you kill a Black Widow? A: You take away her food stamps Was told his one at a family reunion, don't know how old but thought it was funny as hell!"

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"What is the farmers favorite way to greet someone? ""Hay!"""
"Why did the meteorologist bring a bar of soap to work? He was expecting showers."
"Boyfriend wants me to eat loads of purple candy so I can ""dye"" his balls for Easter. He better trim the grass first."
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"If there are 2 things I hate they're... Incomplete lists."
"Damn girl, if you were a fruit you'd be a fineapple... And if you were a vegetable, I'd visit you in the hospital every day"