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Joke of the Day

"Why do I have migraines? Well I can't have yourgraines, now can I?"

"Q: Did you know that Clinton's cat can play Chess? A: Inside Information: The cat isn't really all that good at Chess. The last time they played best of five Clinton won three games to two."

"What's the difference between a $20 prostitute and a $200 prostitute? When the $20 one swallows, it's because she's hungry."

"I now have an EpiPen. My friend gave it to me as he was dying. It seemed very important to him that I have it."

"Why was the calf afraid? He was a cow-herd!"

"Did you hear about the dwarf fortune teller that killed two of his clients? Police are looking for a small medium at large."

"What do you do after having licked the world's smoothest vagina? Put it back in the stroller"

"(from my 8 year old) What do you call a Mexican chicken giving directions? Arrows con Pollo"

"What is a toilet in Ancient Mexico? Aztec."

"When the hostess at the restaurant says ""table for two?"", I always like to look surprised and whisper ""you can see her too?""."