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Joke of the Day

"What did the Indian say to the nosy foreigner? ""This is ""naan"" of your business."" Sorry if you didn't laugh."

"[Interrogation room] Good cop: ""Confess and we will go easy on you"" Sweet tooth cop: ""You bes- *hears music* -ICE CREAM MAN!"" *runs outside*"

"You don't put your dick in crazy because you'll probably get hurt... You don't put your dick in stupid because you'll probably get hertz"

"Hey, did you hear about that hilarious joke on /r/Jokes? Neither did I."

"What do you call a cow with a missing leg? Lean Beef. What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground Beef."

"A member of Isis is having a bad day... It's having a crisis"

"*Baby presses 'snooze' to stay in womb extra 10 minutes*"

"If at first you don't succeed, fuck it. What's on TV?"

"So a seal walks into a club. The end."

"GF asks his BF, GF: Am I pretty or ugly? BF: You're both. GF: I'm confused. How's that? BF: You're pretty ugly."