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Joke of the Day
"If there are 2 things I hate they're... Incomplete lists."
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"Don't ever ask a burrito if you should eat it, it will always say no, because burritos are really smart."
"I knew the Psychic was no good the moment she accepted my check"
"Despite its name, Gatorade is pretty much fatal to alligators. I'm not allowed to volunteer at the zoo anymore."
"My new computer is so fast that I told them to deliver it next Monday and it's here already."
"Girls. Don't get upset if your twitter crush stars a really hot girl or even retweets her cause she is prolly really a dude. Stay calm."
"What has webbed feet and fangs? Count Quackula."
"""There is superstitious....... writing on the wall..."" No Stevie, that's just the wood chip mate."
"Confucius says Love one another. If it doesn't work, just interchange the last two words."
"What do young ghosts call their parents? Deady and Mummy."