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Joke of the Day
"Can't believe people still say ""pot"" it's not the 70s anymore we call it ""saucepan"" now"
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"If all of Ireland sank, what part of it wouldn't? County Cork"
"What is it when a man talks nasty to a woman? Sexual harassment. What is it when a woman talks nasty to a man? $3.99 a minute"
"Grandpa Always told me... Find a woman who is smart. Find a woman who is great in bed. Find a woman who loves you for who you are. And make sure none of these women ever meet."
"I made an appointment but it was cancelled. It was ... disappointing."
"I can hear music coming out of my printer. I think the paper's jammin' again"
"Your Momma's so black she got counted absent at night school."
"Knock knock Who's There? Adjust. Adjust who? Adjust lost the game."
"I came up with a hilarious joke about fermat But the margin was too small to contain it"
"Two homeless guys see a dog licking his balls. One says to the other ""I wish I could do that"" the other says ""don't you think you should pet him first""."