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Joke of the Day
"What is the farmers favorite way to greet someone? ""Hay!"""
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"Do the the fatty acids get picked on by the other acids?"
"Press Conference: How do you respond to accusations that you over sexualize everything? Me: *slowly takes entire microphone into mouth*"
"Why do sumo wrestlers shave their legs? So they don't get mistaken for feminists."
"""Sorry, boss. I can't come in today."" ""Why not?"" [fakes a sore throat] ""I'm in jail for vehicular manslaughter."""
"Losing a wife can be hard. In most cases it is damned near impossible."
"what sex position produces the ugliest babies? Ask your parents"
"I like to think that I'm a tiger... even though I'm a mere cat."
"I learned today of my friend's death: here's a joke he told me. What's the difference between a dead baby and a sandwich? I don't fuck a sandwich before I eat it."
"Biography of a voyeur He came, he saw, he came"