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Joke of the Day

"When they buried the man who invented Tetris ...the whole cemetery disappeared."

"My daughter told she hates getting glitter on her face I told her it's far better than getting Gary Glitter on her face."

"Dad says, ""College students are more interested in women today than ever before.."" A lot of them are in a program where they study a broad"

"Did you hear the one about to car that lost its tires? Apparently it was in a wheel hurry."

"I got voted ""Least Likely To Succeed"" by my high school class... Fuck, I hate being a teacher."

"The TSA was like ""Damn how did you get out of Iraq?"" Iran"

"I like my women like I like my carrots... Chopped up, in a plastic bag at the back of the freezer."

"My 11 yo noticed my receding hairline and thought it was hilarious. Until I explained how heredity works."

"I remember the first time I had sex... I still have the receipt :')"

"An arsonist is hired to burn down a slaughterhouse... The job was well done."