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Joke of the Day
"I remember the first time I had sex... I still have the receipt :')"
Next Joke
"I've been clicking ""remind me later"" on this work software update for 2 years when is he going to get the hint that I'm not interested?"
"You know what they say about a guy with tiny arms? He has tiny legs. (if you know what i mean)"
"I knew that wouldn't flush when I ate it."
"A Freudian slip is when you say something by mistake that gives away What you were really wanking about...I mean thinking about. -Ricky Gervais"
"Knock Knock... Who's there? Anna Anna who? Another good joke."
"How does a woman scare a gynecologist? By becoming a ventriloquist!"
"What do you call an arabian cop? Sher-if"
"Why did the chemist never say ""NO"" to anything? Because the reaction could be explosive."
"Two guys walk into a bar You think the second one would be smart enough to duck"