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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear the one about to car that lost its tires? Apparently it was in a wheel hurry."
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"Donald Trump and his followers are buying Macs So they don't have to be PC anymore. *Ba dum tsst"
"At what stage of evolution did Robots become as advanced as humans? When opposable thumb drives were developed"
"Q: What do you give a sick bird? A: Tweetment."
"What's black and blue and red all over? The dress"
"Lemon is supposedly a good diuretic. I ate a quart of lemon pudding and nothing is happening."
"Did you hear about the man who was accidentally buried alive? It was a grave mistake. Woohoo! I'm making these up!!"
"I dunno why people say hurtful things like... ""Wanna go for a run?"" or ""Try this kale."""
"I invented a Poem: ""I dig, you dig, he digs, she digs, it digs. We dig, they dig, you dig. It's not very good - but quite deep."
"Good ol' misogynistic joke What do you call a woman with two black eyes? Two good fucking lessons taught."