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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear the one about to car that lost its tires? Apparently it was in a wheel hurry."
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"You know what they say, once you go black.... You're a single mom."
"A stepdad should be called a ""Faux Pa."""
"What does Amtrak have in common with Tom Cruise? They both like to go off the rails Edit: On a side note, I hope all of the passengers, and crew are ok, and recover quickly"
"I heard you can turn soup to gold... You just have to add 24 carrots"
"Like my nana used to always say, ""screen shots say more about the person sharing them than anything else"""
"What's the difference between a red head and a blue head? Your grip."
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Amana ! Amana who ? Amana bad mood !"
"This week in Nascar it all comes down to one race... The Caucasians."
"Whats the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? One is under buck fifty one is under a buck."