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Joke of the Day
"I got voted ""Least Likely To Succeed"" by my high school class... Fuck, I hate being a teacher."
Next Joke
"Earlier today I saw the Facebook group 'kids vs cancer' Well, it turns out writing ""my money is on cancer every time"" is one way to get quite a bit of hate mail."
"I would like to apologize to those offended by the false pregnancy gags. I too participated in this prank. I would like to apologize to all the men out there unable to carry a baby."
"SURPRISE! -Sharts"
"I was going to say a gay joke but fuck it."
"Why Did it Take so Long to Legalize Gay Marriage? Because their priorities weren't straight."
"What do you call a deer with no eyes? No eye-deer! What do you call a deer with no eyes or legs? Still no eye-deer!"
"At first i thought slave jokes had ended but then i realized there must be a market"
"No time to exercise? Get the results of a 30 minute workout in only 3 seconds by accidentally stepping on your cat on the stairs in the dark"
"Another Twilight movie? God I hope Abraham Lincoln shows up and slays every last one of them."