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Joke of the Day
"Beltway Holdups"
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"Did you hear about the injured condiment? He had to be rushed to the Mayo Clinic."
"What's the only difference between a prostitute and a bowling ball? I can only fit 3 fingers in a bowling ball"
"The wife's only listening to you outside the bathroom door to make sure you're not touching the decorative hand towels"
"A recent study shows 9 out of 10 men admit their wife is always right. Since the study 1 man has still not been able to be found."
"Stop trying to make small talk with me in an elevator. It's 2013. Stare at your phone like a normal person"
"What did the tectonic plate say to the other tectonic plate when he bumped into the him? Sorry, my fault."
"I've always wanted to have sex while wearing Mandalorian armour... I guess I have a Boba Fettish"
"I can't believe it's Christmas eve eve eve and they're making me work."
"For all of you fighting about Black Friday, please remember... All Fridays matter."