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Joke of the Day
"What did the charlie hebdo attackers said after being caught ? ""Hey , they drew first"""
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"how do you start a rave in africa glue a piece of bread to the roof"
"Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be baygulls. I'm sorry"
"I got fired from my bingo calling job today. Apparently 'a meal for two with a terrible view' is not an appropriate way to call 69."
"Anyone who says ""good morning"" on a Monday is a sociopath."
"Who makes more money, a prostitute or a crack dealer? The prostitute, because they just wash their crack and sell it again."
"[at ATM] Would I like to check my balance? Okay sure. *presses button* *robot leg shoots out and sweeps mine* 'Your balance is: awful'"
"Just saw an Italian guy from New Jersey in an Ed Hardy hat reading a book! Ha, just kidding. He was raping."
"I would lose weight, but I hate losing."
"I can't believe I forgot to bring sunscreen to the beach.... ...boy was my face red."