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Joke of the Day

"What do you call it when two Vietnamese people are together? A Nguyen Nguyen situation."

"Avoiding the use of French-derived words... Is not my forte."

"I'm reading a book about anti-gravity It's impossible to put down."

"Opposites If pro is the opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress?"

"Ever had to force a smile while someone takes forever trying to figure out how to use the camera? That's how teenagers feel 24 hours a day."

"One year later after Pavlov's dog death... Pavlov still brings him food."

"FYI guys: If a girl plays w/ her hair while talking to u, it means she has an itchy scalp, possibly lice. Stay away, it is very contagious."

"What do you call the place where lesbian Eskimos meet up? A Klondike Bar"

"what does my microwave and women have in common? they both need a mute button"

"Facebook really needs a ""pee on someone's wall"" option."