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Joke of the Day

"Ever hear of the Infinite Monkey Theorem? It goes something like if an infinite number of Redditors typed away on keyboards, one of them will eventually type a complete day of work."

"I just realized why my wife never posts on Reddit. She always has to have the last word."

"Front page of cnn.com features ""Cats that look like Hitler"". Just not enough other important stuff happening in the world, I guess."

"[walking on beach] [find bottle with message in it] Message: IS YOUR FRIDGE RUNNING? [another bottle with message washes against my feet]"

"I used to be addicted to soap... but I'm clean now."

"How does a blind skydiver know when to pull the parachute? When the leash goes slack."

"What's the difference between an inaccurate hunter and a constipated owl? One's a shooter that can't hit, the other is a hooter who can't shit."

"do you know what is worst than a bad joke?"

"My maths teacher told me to draw a square. Instead I drew a circle. He said ""That's terrible, go and stand in the corner!"" I said ""where's that?"" *- Tim Vine*"

"Do 90-year-old men wear boxers or briefs? Depends."