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Joke of the Day
"Why did the dog jump into the sea? He wanted to chase the catfish!"
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"Thumb sucking My missus asked me to help her stop sucking her thumb, so I drew a cock on it"
"Democrat men like to watch football while the women fix holiday meals. On this Republicans are in full agreement."
"How many black Oscar nominees would it take (compared to white nominees) to satisfy the boycotters? Three-fifths as many seems like a generous offer."
"My therapist told me that if ignorance is bliss, there's no reason for me to be on antidepressants."
"Niece: I like math M: 5 X 1? N: 5 M: *takes out phone* right N:You're using your phone? M: I got a text N: I didnt hear a sound *runs away*"
"do they have the fourth of July in the UK? Of course it comes after the third and before the fifth of July"
"Congrats Amy Winehouse on being 5 years sober"
"Whats the difference between a Jew and a boy scout Boy scouts come home from camp"
"My friend called me from a private number last night so I just returned the favor by knocking on his door with a ski mask on."