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Joke of the Day
"What do gay carpenters say... I'd tap that!"
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"A woman was looking in the mirror... And she says to her husband ""I look fat. Give me a compliment."" The husband replies "" Your vision is perfect."""
"If 666 is evil Does that mean that 25.8069758011 is the root of all evil?"
"Forgot my wallet at home & filled up at the gas station so I have to leave some collateral. Not leaving my phone there so 4 year old it is."
"What I know about you has earned my attention. What I don't know about you is what makes you interesting."
"In the past, U.S.A. has had for president..... Bush senior, Bush junior and now Bush groper."
"What do you call an experienced Nazi doctor who treats animals? A veteran Aryan"
"What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend? He wiped. ;)"
"I'm white, but not have good credit white."
"*runs into restaurant* IS ANYONE HERE A DOCTOR? ""I'm a doctor"" Nice. Nice. Can you buy me dinner I'm very poor"