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Joke of the Day

"What I know about you has earned my attention. What I don't know about you is what makes you interesting."

"Oxygen and Potassium went on a date. It went O.K."

"Why procrastinate today when you can procrastinate tomorrow?"

"A roofer is working on a house and makes a mistake and falls through the ceiling and into the house. One of the guys inside says, ""nice of you to drop in."""

"This isn't a competition! -People who are losing"

"I just flew in from Phoenix... Boy are my arms tired No seriously, I was jacking off the entire plane ride home"

"All I want to know is why Antonio Banderas' hair has been wet for 20 years."

"""Why do you wanna work at Clickbait Enterprises?"" Here's 10 reasons why I should get the job ""ok"" Number 7 will shock you ""You're hired"""

"What's the last thing you want to hear while using a urinal? ""nice watch"""

"There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Mick Jagger Barbie ...Mick with Barbie's head...but Mick's lips"