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Joke of the Day

"If 666 is evil Does that mean that 25.8069758011 is the root of all evil?"

"*grabs your ankle from a storm sewer* if your barbie doll needs a hula hoop use an onion ring"

"No YOU let your kid think he could turn the traffic lights green with his mind powers until he was 10 yrs old!"

"I was watching FOX Sports, but decided to switch to the History Channel... You still get to see the US destroy Japan, but there are fewer commercials! Edit: grammar"

"Just walked in on Mark Zuckerberg writing down the contents of my medicine cabinet."

"What did a cyberman say to John Smith? You will be [deleted]"

"Yo Mama's so fat she sank the Titanic!"

"Trump: ""I'll win the latino vote"""

"What do you call a shitty journal? A Diarrhea."

"I've discovered a magical land through the back of the wardrobe, it's inhabitants are similar to my neighbours, albeit a lot more hostile."