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Joke of the Day
"It would suck to be named Will in the army. ""Fire at Will"""
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"How many Mexicans does it take to build a.... never mind, they're done"
"I once dated a model, but I always preferred the earlier versions. This particular one was not very user-friendly, she was high-maintenance and my friends would always borrow her for personal use."
"I asked a chinese girl for her number... She replied ""sex! sex! sex!...Freeee sex tonight!"" I said ""wow"", then her friend said ""She means 6663629"""
"Why'd the chicken cross the road Wtf Idk"
"Me: I've been constipated for 2 months. Friend: No shit?"
"What is cat's favourite tea? Kit-tea"
"What do you call a boat full of Karma? An Upboat."
"I bought a new lock for my bedroom door Wound up getting half off when it didn't work."
"I spilled laundry detergent on my rug! It really tide the room together."