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"[OC]What do you call a shrunken walrus? A smallrus."
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"Black jokes and Mexican jokes are all the same If you know a Juan, you know Jemalle"
"I like my women how I like my cars... Stuck in my garage once I'm done with them."
"I agree that 6-pack abs are sexy - that's why I have 12 of them!"
"Teacher: Whoever answers my next question can go home One boy throws his bag out the window. Teacher: who just threw that?! Boy: Me! I'm going home now."
"All pills are sleeping pills if you take enough of them."
"How do Mexicans keep their food warm? Chicken Fajitas."
"""I don't think you're ready for this jelly."" ~ me talking shit to my peanut butter sandwich."
"Did you hear about the guy from Newfoundland who was twenty-two years old before he knew which part of the olive to throw away?"
"When I was young, my mom's sister used to bake me cakes with lots of icing and cream. She was a fond aunt."