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"How did the bear kill the man? With his bear hands."
"Tom Clancy has to pay royalties to Chuck Norris because ""The Sum of All Fears"" is the name of Chuck Norris' autobiography."
"What is a neckbeard's favourite email client? G'mail"
"How does Moses make coffee? Hebrews it."
"google logo keeps changing its appearance because it killed a man in Tampa in 1999 and has to stay ahead of the law"
"When my teacher wanted to see an example of a ringed molecule... I got my arsole out."
"Grandma got run over by a Prius. Grandma is fine. The Prius is totaled. And there's glitter and Obama stickers everywhere. Merica."
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Cecil ! Cecil who ? Cecil have music whereever she goes.... !"
"What's a Hater, Homophobe, Racist, Bigot, and Sexist? Any conservative winning an argument with a liberal, Democrat or 'progressive'."