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Joke of the Day

"It's hard to be Japanese. You know why? It's because I'm Chinese."

"I have two short jokes and one long joke. . . Joke Joke Joooooooooooooooooooke. (I apologize to everyone. That one offended even me.)"

"A wife is like a hand grenade... remove the ring and your house is gone!"

"I don't have a lot of regrets but one time I met a girl named Stephanie & prematurely called her ""Steph."""

"Side effects may include: upset stomach, diarrhea, some wolves will chase you, like 6-12 wolves, it's ok"

"*sees spider in the shower* Oh jeez I'm sorry lock the door next time buddy"

"*knocks on bathroom stall wall* Forgive me father, for I have sinned. ""Huh? What?"" It's been 3 days since my last- [sound of diarrhea]"

"Help, I need nerd jokes the average high school student can understand. Something along these lines, Why can't you trust an atom? They make up everything."

"The American flag should be a picture of a cheeseburger watching TV on a couch made of fries."

"What did the german with food allergies say? Gluten Nacht"