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Joke of the Day

"It's hard to be Japanese. You know why? It's because I'm Chinese."

"In the Ben Affleck version, Batman's parents kill themselves."

"Why is it a bad idea to wear tiny shorts on a Ukranian holiday? Chernobyl fallout."

"I give to you a joke I made up when I was seven: Why did the computer crash? Because it had a bad driver! *drops mic*"

"I like my coffee the way I like my women... Anyway I can get them."

"lobsters would be proud of themselves if they knew how expensive they were"

"What do you call the Knight who started the Round Table? Sir Cumference!"

"A soldier survived mustard gas in battle, and then pepper spray by the police He's now a seasoned veteran."

"you deserve more than a guy who wears t-shirts with ""witty"" sayings that he bought from jcpenney."

"*i sneeze* Atheist: bless u Me: ha! i caught u Atheist: no its just like, an expression Me:*grabbing him by shoulders* u believe in god"