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Joke of the Day
"Why do I love putting down kids without parents? Cause endorphins make me feel good."
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"If a kid refuses to go to sleep during nap time... Is he guilty of resisting a rest?"
"What does an Asian prostitute say to asbestos workers? Meso horny."
"When is a door not a door? When it's a jar."
"A Muslim walks into a bar An allahu ak-bar."
"Why did the chicken lock itself in the freezer? to get to the other side."
"What do you call an Arab who flies a plane? A pilot, you racist motherfucker."
"They say nobody likes Nickelback... ... but there's **gotta be somebody.**"
"How do you know if a Korean gang robbed your house? Because all the rice is gone, and three hours later, they are still trying to back out of your driveway."
"Knock knock ""who's there?"" interrupting cow with alzheimer's disease ""interrupting cow with alzheimer's disease who?"" knock knock ""who's there?"" moooooooooo ::silence::"