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Joke of the Day

"I have a dream that my son will one day live in a nation where he will not be judged by the size of his boat but by the motion of his ocean."

"What's a Canadian's favorite number? Eight."

"Who's the only living relative of penguin? His Aunt Arctica"

"Why did the engineer buy a mattress? To sleep under it"

"Man goes to the doctor ""Doc, doc, the area around the entrance on my butt is a little itchy"" ""I think you mean the exit........."""

"My friend uses a white crow to protect his farm from other crows He calls it a rarecrow"

"Hear the one about the miscarriage? I overheard it yesterday. The joke was funny but the delivery was all wrong"

"The reward for a job well done is more work."

"What do Cerial killers drink? milk"

"Why are hurricanes named after women? Because they arrive wet and wild then leave with your house and car"