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Joke of the Day

"Why are hurricanes named after women? Because they arrive wet and wild then leave with your house and car"

"My farmer buddy is so lazy. Even when we go to the bar, he only picks the low hanging fruit."

",,,,,, Find me a rainbow. I never understand lyrics anyway."

"What subject are snakes good at school ? Hiss-tory !"

"[invention of kissing] WEIRD PERSON: Hey let me lick the inside of your mouth EVEN WEIRDER PERSON: Ok"

"How do the people of northern Iraq manage to get so much done? The Kurds have their ways"

"Waiter waiter! There's a dead fly in my soup. Oh no! Who's going to look after his family?"

"What is a orphans biggest dilemma when it comes to cooking? Making a homemade meal."

"The entire city of Detroit burned down last night. Estimated damage is $6."

"What's all white and can't fly? Harrison Ford"