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Joke of the Day

"What's a Canadian's favorite number? Eight."

"A man died and the whole country was in mourning then it became the afternoon, followed by the evening and then the night."

"I have only two requests for when I die. #1. I want my remains scattered around Wrigley Field. \#2. I don't want to be cremated first."

"What do fat chicks and mopeds have in common? they're fun to ride until your friends find out."

"I'm sick of people blaming the Internet when someone gets killed. Watch the History Channel. Hitler didn't find the Jews on craigslist."

"I need a new waffle iron. These waffles are still wrinkled."

"Accidentally dialed 911 so I set my neighbor's house on fire so I wouldn't look stupid."

"Why do Japanese women like foreign men? Japanese men can't look them in the eye. Kappa"

"Why can't steven hawking perform comedy? He can't do stand up"

"Killing someone with kindness sounds like a lot of work to me."