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Joke of the Day

"Some people just don't understand evolution. I was talking to an Australian the other day who actually thought *he* came from Darwin! All credit to Milton Jones for that one."

"Did you hear about the kid who died in the school freezer? Apparently he was ""too cool for school""."

"I'm a feminist A woman should be allowed to make a sandwich wherever she wants"

"Since reddit is nearing its demise, how do i cash out my gold? All 0 of it."

"A man decides to give up his fancy lifestyle and moves to the wilderness to live with bears. He claims that he only needs the bear necessities."

"On your first day at the beach, go up to the toughest-looking guy there, and let the air out of his water-wings."

"What do you call an Atheist at a Christian fancy dress party? A cross-dresser."

"Hey guys, look! Original content made it on to ifunny!"

"Rather than ever clean a window I just tell people they're frosted."

"What do you get when you divide (Sin B) by (Tan B)? You get roofies, cuffs and a sore butthole"